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PUMPFUN WORLD · LAUNCH ZONE 07 · PAD PRESSURIZING
MOONDOT

PUMPFUN WORLD · LAUNCH ZONE 07 · STATUS: FLOOR IS A BOUNCE PAD

MOONDOT

$MDOTsmallest target. biggest place.

Beluga found a lime speck on the Moon. Astronomers called it a lunar anomaly. He called dibs. One enormous bounce later, Earth had lost a cat — and the Moon was about to get tapped.

▼ GRAB THE PAD AND PULL DOWN — DEPTH IS POWER. THE DOT MOVES. AIM.

HE IS NOT DISCOURAGED.
MOON TAPPED × 0

OBSERVATION LOG · MDOT-1

THE ANOMALY

Beluga mid-flight between a glowing bounce pad and the Moon
EXHIBIT: FRAME 0001 — THE ENORMOUS BOUNCE. COLORIZED.

MOONDOT is what happens when cosmic curiosity meets cat impulse. Astronomers logged a glowing lime mark on the lunar surface and called it an anomaly. Beluga looked up once, performed the ancient calculation — TARGET: SMALL. DISTANCE: IRRELEVANT. — and called dibs.

Pumpfun World cooperated instantly: the launch zone floor was declared a bounce pad by whoever was standing on it. No committee. No countdown rehearsal. The floor simply started bouncing, and policy followed.

  • LOG 001 anomaly sighted. lime. round. suspicious.
  • LOG 002 subject sighted the anomaly. pupils at maximum aperture.
  • LOG 003 floor reclassified as launch hardware.
  • LOG 004 one (1) enormous bounce. subject: no longer terrestrial.
  • LOG 005 the moon has been advised to remain still.

FLIGHT DOCUMENTATION · NON-NEGOTIABLE

FLIGHT MANIFEST

PAYLOAD

1 (one) cat

round. determined. uninsurable.

FUEL

0 liters

pad-powered. the floor does the believing.

DISTANCE

384,402 km

non-negotiable. he has chased farther snacks.

TARGET AREA

0.0000000005%

of the lunar surface. he sees it.

SUPPLY

0

$MDOT. every token is a bounce.

LIQUIDITY

BURNT

the pad keeps nothing. it only gives.

TAX

0%

gravity is the only fee, and he ignores it.

MISSION SIMULATOR · PAD CERTIFIED

384,402 KM

Bounce him to the Moon. Press exactly at pad contact — the physics sets the tempo, the window tightens with altitude, and a fumbled landing can still be saved by the righting reflex. Nine lives. One dot.

ALTITUDE
0 m
BEST — · FASTEST TAP —
ENERGY TRANSFER —

GO / NO-GO FOR ENORMOUS BOUNCE

  • PAD PRESSURE
  • TRAJECTORY
  • SNACKS
  • WHISKER TELEMETRY
  • COMMON SENSE

CLICK / TAP / SPACE — the whole pad is the button.

BOARDING IS NOT A CONCEPT WE USE

PRE-BOUNCE CHECKLIST

No rocket. No capsule. No plan. Just a pad.

  1. GO

    Get a wallet

    Install Phantom (or any Solana wallet). This is your personal launch authority.

  2. GO

    Load SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Fuel for you — the cat, famously, needs none.

  3. GO

    Swap for $MDOT

    Open pump.fun , paste the CA (announced above when live), and swap. Or route through Jupiter .

  4. GO

    Assume the position

    Feet on the pad. Eyes on the dot. The floor handles the rest. Welcome to the manifest.

FLIGHT PLAN · ONE ARC · NO ABORT

TRAJECTORY

  1. THE PAD

    Launch. Community assembles on the bouncing floor. $MDOT goes live on pump.fun.

  2. KÁRMÁN LINE

    100 km. Space begins. Paperwork ends. Raids, memes, and the first confused pigeons far below.

  3. 384,402 KM

    Dexscreener charted, trending pages tapped, the manifest grows. The Moon fills the windshield. There is no windshield.

  4. THE TAP

    Contact. One paw, one dot, one moon. Everything after this is a victory lap.

DOWNLINK · REFRESH 60S · SOURCE: DEXSCREENER

MISSION TELEMETRY

AWAITING CHART
PRICE
MARKET CAP
24H
24H VOLUME

Downlink acquires automatically once the pair is charted. Until then the dish is pointed, the cat is airborne, and the numbers are between him and the Moon.

COMMUNITY · CLAIMS DEPARTMENT

CALL DIBS

The anomaly is small. The manifest is not. Join the crew that watched a cat look at the Moon and said, out loud, "he's got this."

psst — dibs can be called in writing. try typing it. anywhere.